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tvhangover:

This week has been all about our crush on Kirsten Bell and our love for Veronica Mars so hopefully you’ve jumped on board but if not? Maybe alcohol will help! Alcohol always helps! Spend the weekend curled up in front of your television (computer screen) with your significant other (twelve pack of cheap beer) and watch a few episodes on Netflix Instant while you get smashed. I mean, what else were you going to do? Leave your living room? Yeah, sure.

Drink whenever:

• Someone says a character’s full name. Two drinks if it’s Veronica Mars’ full name.
• Someone asks for Veronica’s help.
• Someone mentions Veronica’s fall from 09er grace (including Veronica herself).
• Someone makes a pop culture reference. Two drinks if it’s dated, even for ‘04 (O-Town? Really?).
• Keith Mars says “Who’s Your Daddy?” and you feel icky.
• A flashback of Lilly Kane.
• Use of voiceover.
• Logan/Veronica verbal sparring.
• Weevil rides his motorcycle.
• Veronica uses her cell phone.
• Veronica wears a disguise.
• Veronica cries.
• There’s a really hot guest star (Paul Rudd! Adam Scott!).

Can we do this for real, Pilot? Drink for mention of rape/incest? Drink whenever Wallace is the only black guy in the whole episode?

OBVIOUSLY but we should start at episode nine when all the incest stuff kicks in.

dear, fwrag, can we do this? like this weekend? pregame party!